Of Talking Paos And Mimi

1)

Reminds me of the Pomeranian on sale near my college which was
named Mimi by Qit Yee. xD

2)

Reminds me of myself. The 'Talking Pao'. xD I'm a tai pao with a mop on my head
according to Ravin and Qit Yee.

3)

And the best.. Reminds me of myself and Qit Yee. xD

Cheers!

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to my Bao Bei! :)<3

Happiness is all the Rage

Happiness is within. We shouldn't let external factors influence our happiness because happiness is not outside. Love is not outside. It is inside. It should start inside you. Let your inner self create the feelings you want to feel. Love and happiness. The external factors are there to help stimulate certain feelings but it shouldn't be the reason why one would feel sad. Seek for happiness inside. So, be happy and live life happily. Peace. :)

Smile!

Poodle

A poodle humped me!
I felt its 2-inches of masculinity on my arm!
EOWW!

Daryl for President

I'm back from a fated hiatus. Caused by Bill Gates for crashing the computer, Streamyx for screwing up the connection in Sg Buloh and mocks exam. So here I am, back for another round of crap. :D

Before I forget, a friend of mine, Julian, is an avid photographer and has a website in flickr, so go check it out and maybe drop some comments. I don't have the link now because I'm using my dad's laptop but oh well, just google his name in flickr. julian chin. xD He really is passionate in photography weyh. Despite the size of the camera he still carries it around, i don't even want to carry my Law text book cos its friggin thick weh! Just go check out his work of art. His influences are surreal images.. Revolves around everyday life of people and places.. Not much of a macro kinda guy cos he has not gotten a good macro lens yet but he also has a few of those type of pictures.

Anyways.. Exams are coming and thank god for Kabi and qityee who is willingly tutoring us. xD Cayang them. :)

Oh shit. gastric la. I go cringe in pain first. Have a nice day reading nonsense.
Peas.

A Mockery of the Mock Exams

Exams are finally done and over.. Now, go find for happiness in life. (:

Operation Fuck the World

The mock exams are coming and its such a pain in the ass. Its like having a double headed dildo up your ass. You so want to get it over with. Its like Vandersexx in Eurotrip. Gosh.. And my AS is like in two months' time. And I'm still as dumb as I am after the second assessment, or perhaps even before the first assessment due to mental decay. But oh well, life's a bitch.. Learn to live with it. :S

Oh Fuck its Tuesday!

05/08/08:Today was soo bad.. So dam bad. It was boring as fuck coz I had no classes, thus, no lepaking, no nothing, no shitt! Was at home all alone, didnt go out oso.

So, boredom flared up my creative brain. :) And I cooked. Some fucked up fried rice which didnt really turn out well but was still edible and looked presentable. Then when my mum tried it, she said wah, not bad. Well, obviously, my mum trying to be nice, lied lah.. I also cooked some egg dish. Used up 6 eggs. The 6 eggs were okay although it didnt look edible.. Oh anyways, and i also ate 10 oranges at one go. Wasn't reli hungry, was just bored and the oranges were sweet! Let's just say, I'm a sucker for food la.. :)

12/08/08: Nothing much to say right now except.. get high on life! xD

My blog is filling up with tags only. =.= And to make it weirder, tags by Brenda only. Turf!?

a) Answer the questions below,do a Google Image Search with your answer,take a picture from the first page of results,do it minimal words of explanation.
b) Tag 5 other people to do the same once you've finished answering every question.

1. The age you'll be on your next birthday:

2. A place you'll like to travel to:

Oarsome movie. And title says it all. (:

3. Your favourite place:

4.Your favourite food :

Anything under the sun but fine dining is cunted.

5. Your favourite pet:

6. Your favourite colour combination :

All the colours in the picture. Black, Red, White.

7. Your favourite piece of clothing:

8. Your all-time favourite song:

Hard to decide, but Korn is awesome. :)

9. Your favourite TV show:

One of the best. Mythbusters. Simpsons oso cun.

10. First name of your significant other/crush:

None atm la. LOL

11. The town in which you live in: Sg Buloh! xD

12. Your screen/nickname: His name also Daryl! Lol.

13. Your first job: U guessed it, telemarketing.

14. Your dream job:

Something like Bill Gates. xD

15. A bad habit you have:

Whistling.

16. Your worst fear: Insects

17. The one thing you'd like to do before you die:

Not get drunk till I pass out. It's supposed to be find happiness.

18. The first thing you'll buy if you get $1,000,000:

Property. So that can get even more money at the end of the day.

I lazy wanna tag people all so, if you read this, do it la. =P

Papai.

xD

The Best Damn Tag

Vanakam people,
Random note: Avril is performing on Aug 29. Whee. Anyways, here's a tag you should consider doing if you are bored and have nothing to post, like me.

Tagged by Yvonne (:

Instructions : Remove one question from below and add in your own question, make it a total 20 questions. Then tag 8 people from your list. List them out at the end of the post. Notify them that they have been tagged.

1. At what age you wish to marry?
Once I settle down and stuff, perhaps late 20s.. Or maybe IF I have someone to marry la! ~.~

2. Will you consider sexual relationships before marriage?
Consider? Yes. Do? Probably not.

3. Do you smoke?
Nope, no money for cigarettes.

4. List out two gifts you'd like to receive now.
A cun cun laptop and.. a HUGE ang pao.. Big Big one. xD

5. Who did you text most lately?
Ranjinayy!! xD

6. State a principle you live by.
Happiness is within and life is about seeking happiness and love. So, if you wanna be happy, look inside yourself. Seriously.

7.What is the latest thing you bought with your own money?
Two blue pen, coz my previous one ran out of ink due to too much crap written in the business assessment.

8. State 4 people of the opposite sex that first comes to your mind.
Cherrie, Ranjini, Tara, Brenda.

9. Where do you wish to get married ?
In a secluded island by the beach under the sunshine.

10. How old do you think you will be permanently owned by love?
Eh?! Too deep la the question, me brain very shallow.

11. How many kids do you want?
Its not my call la, I'm not the one giving birth. LOL.

12. Are you in love?
OH YES! In love with food... ?.?

13. Where is the latest restaurant you have dinner?
Milwaukee Steak House. Oarsome stuff but expensive siot.

14.Do you discriminate other races?
I stereotype. :) Well, people can be judged in some aspects by their culture.

15. Do you believe in God?
YES! AMEN!

16. Name your favourite game or sport.
Futsal.

17. Name the first person that comes into your mind now.
Ranjini.

18. The most exciting place you want to go?
Genting with all my kawan kawan, or anyplace which I can sleepover after getting drunk. xD

20. Any interesting nickname?
Uhhh.. B, barrel, Francis Udayappan, Daryl Singh, Nathan.. LOL.

The 8 tags:-
1) As usual, Brenda.
2) Cherrie
3) err.. Who else blogs laa... Err.. Lily!
4) Err.. Whoever who read this and understood why one of my nickname is Nathan.
5) Anyone free enuff.
6) Oh god. Enuff already.
7)Ugh.
8) ...

Tags are good time-killers but can be annoying when listing out who to tag then on.
The End.

Recipe for Budgeteers

For the hungry but penniless and only has 4 eggs a microwave, a stove and hot water. :)
Try this. Its tested and proven to be edible although it wouldn't look presentable.

1) Fry 2 eggs. Scrambled. Put it in a plate. Add a lil tomato sauce, lil soya sauce, lil English mustard, some chilli sauce.
2) Put in raw eggs together with it. Beat them till it looks beaten. xD
3) Heat up in the microwave till it like kembang.
4) Add a half boiled egg in it or soft boiled egg, whatever you call it.
5) Mix. Add pepper, chilli sauce and soya sauce. Heat up for a short while on HIGH.
6) Eat. Tastes like lasagna but better.

Talking about eggs, here's some dedicated to KISS!

"Food is the next best thing after eating."
Daryl Francis (1991-Present)

Here's something I never do, but did. (due to courtesy towards bwenbwen) Tags. By Brenzie..

1) If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
TURF! (Short for whaddafuck) U BITCH!

2) If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
To be spiritually one with my inner soul... Happiness and love.. ahh.. :)

3) What will your dream wedding be like?
With someone I love la at an island where only the closest ppl are invited.. I don't like the spotlight.

4) Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you?
Literally, no. Its a computer screen. Figuratively, yes.. Life is unpredictable.

5) What's your ideal lover like?
Nunnsense! No such thing. or no such question.. I'm so fdumb im even answering this nunnsenz. Brenda oh Brenda.

6) Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Both.. Both.

7) How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
As long as logical.. I mean, if that person I really love is already married with 2 kids and is going to have 4 grandkids.. Pretty obvious right? Give. Up. =.=

8) If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Nothing.. What you expect me to do? Put a Glock in his mouth and quote from Tupac: "Die Muhfuger, Die!"

9) Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?
Happiness is within.. So, perhaps, myself.

10) Hah! Question 10 is missing. Nice.
TURFF!?

11) Is being tagged fun?
It's stupid but at least it makes my blog updated. =P

12) How do you see yourself in ten years time?
Young and successful. Typical style laahh.. B)

13) Who are currently the most important people to you?
Me, myself and I. I'm a narcissist and Buddha said attachment is bad.

14) What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
Chubby and Ranggi! Hidup Brenda Ranggi!

15) Would you rather be single & rich or married but poor?
Anything as long as there's happiness and love.. =)

16) What's the first thing you do every morning?
Open my eyes. Find my handphone. Check the time.

17) Would you give all in a relationship?
Depends on the circumstances..

18) If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
The one with more money. Heee... JK la. Depends on the personality I value most.

19) What type of friends do you like?
Friends who are true friends.

20) What type of friends do you dislike?
Considered 'friends' to get something out of it like attention, chicks, glamour etc etc.. Nunnsenz.

Tagged by : Brenda Arrr! :) Partner in Crime when in comes to posing.. xD

Tag 8 people for this :
If I knew 8 people who blogs and actually reads my blog, I wud list them..
But oh well, for the sake of Tag-ousity. :P
1) Cherrie Chin, Knee, Elbow, Nose..
2) Yvonne
3) Lily
4) God, if he had a blog.
5) Mahathir.
6) Lydia Teh
7) Kenny Sia
8) Shivani! coz we're msning!

OGAY.. I wasted my time. Screw me la.
Toodles.

Rain

relaxing - R - ravaging
alluring - A - atrocious
interesting - I - intimidating

nostalgic - N - nefarious

Rain is defined as a somewhat gloomy and morose weather condition. Skies turn dark. Clouds get shaded with a sense of imminent doom. Thunder and lightning accompanies the overtowering shadow of the clouds over the skies. It's a very scary situation that no one wants to go through.
But some of us aren't that fortunate.

But once the rain is over, a glimmer of sunshine glows at the far end of the sky.
A twinkle of hope at the beams of the colourful spectrum of light.
A rainbow of opportunities and a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow (if there's an end).
Read and peel the onion.

Dedicated to my beloved Tara!

Hold on and be strong.

(:

Peace.

Typical Day

Snapshots painted in letters.. of a typical day.

Waking up..
Blurred vision of black and white images of my ceiling fan.. Spinning.. Air con whirring at a sensible temperature.. Blanket cocooning my foetal self for a few more minutes before my alarm on my phone starts to blare away again..

Breakfast..
The orange glowing light of the fridge.. Milk cartons. Water bottles. Milo. Spells out a hasty breakfast morning..

Riding to KTM on the reliable EX5..
The mini hustle bustle of Sg buloh streets.. Sand, dust and wind blow into my face. Cars zooming by.. And then the blue roof of the KTM from afar. The corn rows of motorbikes parked with unison, tilted to the left with a helmet dangling from the seat..

Commuting by the unreliable KTM..
Office workers, foreigners and chinkos.. A typical situation in a train which needs no gloomy descriptions.

Walking to college from KTM..
Pollution. Noise. Beggars. Means, KL city. Cars zoom as I cross the roads of KL. Beggars twitch for money to buy them fag.. Sound all fades as I approach the ATC building..

Reaching college at 9.29am..
Pakar Singh! 'Check-in Counter' and slow lifts. Silent whispers around. Intellectuality ensues..
Books. Lecturers.. Tags. Friends.

Getting educated..
Back of students heads like in a theatre. Books. Big Words.. All getting jumbled up. A man with a tie stands in front speaking with authority.. And the need for Kopi O.

Kopitiam.. :)
Plastic stools, plastic tables, coffee. coffee. coffee. Fellow chinapeks laugh as they stir their cuppa black coffee.. Old timers, Old times. Ah.. Our Starbucks.

Chilling-sessions..
After class, another round of Starbucks but outside.. Educated Converse-Shoes-Wearing uncle serving coffee now.. Nasi lemak.. And.. The hunger pang! Sun starts setting.. Skies glooming..

Journey home for a kampung boy from the hustle and bustle of the big city..
KTM.. KL.. to Sg Buloh.. On the bike and home. to Cindy, my wrestling buddy. :D Then, online, Euro and sleep.. Back to Black and white visions of the ceiling fan, whirring air con.. Mmm.. :)

Peace.

Untitled. =S

It's amazing how bloggers can blog about something and I can't. All I can blog about is nonsense. Why? oh Why?

Anyways, Shivani is halfway around the world.. :( Alaa.. And Ranjini is like 500km away... Alaa... And I cannot go lepak with Tara.. Aiyo. Pucdap.

Get high on life. Peace.

College

Just to let people of my age know what college life is about, here's a small preview of the issues that a college student faces consciously or subconsciously, specifically me.

First, independence. You can't go home and ask your collegemates what's for homework or this and that. Because, they're all equally as blur as you. For example, ME. :)

Then secondly, if you want to enter college, BE SINGLE. It's like, if you want to go fishing, don't bring an aquarium on ur 4wd, instead bring an empty aquarium to keep the fishes you're gonna catch.

Lastly, hmm.. I guess that's all I wanna say. So Bye Bye.

Collecting Dust

My blog is like an old wooden squatter house where noone stays in anymore. And people even think its haunted. Coz, at times the lights would switch on and off. It's just the house owner going back there to see if it has decayed under the destruction of time. Like me, the chatbox is still active but not the blog, coz i just can't seem to blog anything intelectually qualified to be in my blog. So, just like the wooden squatter house, people might think this abandoned site is haunted coz it aint moving in terms of posts but it is moving in terms of the miniature chatbox by the side. So, conclusion is..
My blog ain't haunted. :)

Facebook-mania

From Friendster to Myspace to Tagged to Facebook to Fanbox!
It's hard to differentiate an anti social person and a sociable person because people nowadays have so many networking websites as if they need some psychiatric help on meeting new people. Well, some have their reasons but some.. dont! So get a life and dont use so many la. Stay connected to your previous friends like in Friendster which is now regarded as retro already.
Anyways, talking about that, here's to the announcement of my new facebook profile. I don't know how to use it but I'm using it. But will remain active in Friendster. :) Cheers, the trademarked logos of the always smiling yet classic Friendster.

SPM Fevahh!

Results are out! And I got average results. Just enough for the littlest of scholarships. And so, now I'm doing my A-levels at ATC. And also applied for ALAM and MAS.

Anyways, let's not talk about SPM and shit. It sucks. First, b4 I continue, I want to apologize for not blogging, well it didn;t affect anyone right since no one reads this blog. Well, it's just a cyber space for me to express myself.

Anyway, during the holidays, or better still during the first batch of NS, lots of changes happened, my house now has a drumset and I bought myself an electric guitar. :) And my room is now lightly padded. :) Worked at AP Comm, and went for two on-site events already. One at Westin and another at One World. Other than telemarketing and waking up early, things were going great. Discovered a secret of MidValley's people which I'd like to keep secret. LOL. Also bought a nice kiss-ass shirt, with the words, KISS my ass in front, and the KISS sign is like the band KISS. Lol. And we've also went to the curve to see colbie caillat strum the last note of her last song in her performance because we reached there late due to the idiotic taxi people who refuse to bring us to the curve. So, we finally took a taxi which costed us RM15 bucks and the driver was a drunkard indian who talks crap. Well, out of desperation. We reached there at nine something. Went to tony roma's. Eat. Played pool. Went home. Life during this few months was great la, breaking out of the usual friends group and going a step further. Anyway, I guess three month's worth of life has been summarized, so, I'll be back some other time. :) Have fun.
Cheers!

Click

The saddest movie I've watched in a million years. If you have not shed tears in a very long time, be prepared to soak a tissue box with tears. The movie has some futuristic yet nostalgic feel to it, overall-ly. :)
What I expected before the movie was a good laugh, but what i ended up getting was, the total opposite. It wasn't thattt funny but it was so damn saddening, especially the part where he finally regrets and wants to change things after his grandfather died. At one part, he sees himself in the past so busy doing his work when his grandfather was saying 'I love you' to him while sobbing. He was too busy doing his stuff, he pretty much didnt bother and few days later his grandfather died. Sob sob.
People, you should go watch the movie. :) Makes you appreciate your grandfather. xD Jk, cherish life. Cheers..

Excavating Gold

As I sat on the seat, I noticed the usual KTM crowd. The sunset-timezone crowd. A handful of bangla-like foreigners, a bunch of office-clothed middle aged woman who typically rushes for a seat as soon as someone stands from the seat (usually Chinese), some Malay guys in office clothes carrying bagpacks or slingbags and usually complemented with the Sun newspaper indicating he took from his office building every morning, chinese gel-ed hair teenage boys with fancy cargo pants with lots of 'ropes', 'wires' and belts dangling all around the leg limiting movement together in a group with some chinese girls with cute cute looking hairdos and a rainbow of colours on the clothes, usually green indicating the lala tribe. These are the typical KTM crowd, found at most stations near MidValley or KL Sentral station and are densed depending on timing of the day. Morning: Office people. Afternoon: Teens. Evening: Both. Night: Office people.
And so, getting to the point, after finishing my work at AP Comm and lepaking around Mid and Gardens for a while, we went home. We: being me and Dass. The train looked rather empty for 7 o clock. So, we sat and a funny looking malay man dressed in a collared tee and pants sat opposite of me. He was carrying a bag with some jabatan kerajaan words written there. As usual, by looking at his dressing, I stereotyped he couldn't speak much English. But then to my surprised the hidung tinggi and humongous upper lip guy flipped out a dopod and spoke in Manglish which was, honestly, far above my expectations. Btw, all he said was can can. reaching d. segambut. Still, my expectations for him to be educated increased.
THEN, SUDDENLY, he hands moved to his face. Fingers aligned to position. And penetrated his goldmine. Gross. Picking and picking his nose. Forming a finger-like projection over his nose due to his finger pushing deep into his nostrils. I stared at him in disbelief and he still continued picking his nose without much ado to his decreasing image. I couldn't look any longer for I would vomit and not eat for a few days. I tried staring down and my feet holding my handphone over my face as if to lean my head on my hands. However, after a while I looked back at him to see if the disgusting pedophile looking guy has already excavated the gold already or not. He was just rubbing it off on his bag which was placed on his laps and then continued to pick with his other hand into the other goldmine! Stunned. Disgusted. Flabbergasted.
I turn to see an oblivious looking woman texting away on her handphone not knowing whatever crumbs of gold ore falling on her hair, her shirt, and handphone screen. I'd walked away if I was her. But sad to say, she didn't know. I felt sympathy and foolishness on her behalf.
ANYWAYS,
Conclusion: Mobile phones distracts you from pedophilic looking people who pick their noses aggressively and compulsively beside you. ;D
Kaching!

Things You Didn't Know About Yourself

Have you ever thought to yourself that when people say "I know you better than youself" actually has its meaning? Well, to me, it does, and so, I've did a little something to know myself a lil better, physically. First, I started off with finding out how do I look when I run. I bet you, you have talked about how someone runs, for example, Sports Day, there's always a pint size runner, running like a duck, then there's the tall and robust runner who runs aggresively. We tend to gossip about that, but people might be talking about that to us too for all we know. So, this is the result of how.. err.. I ran. :) Embarrassing though. Coz it was taken when the afternoon session just finished school. So, juniors were walking around. So, it was pretty awkward. Anyways, enjoy. Starring Thas ( in blue), Asogaa (red) and ME (black).




In the words of JJ and Rudy, "Now, you knows". ;P


Second, it's hard to know how do you look like when you cry. It's because, no one would like think, "eh, im crying. do i look bad when im crying?" So, they will never know. Most. So, here's a picture of how do I look when I cry.



You really thought I'd snap a picture of myself crying? :P

All Hail the Power of Music!

I've finally managed to put songs into my page and voila! I FEEL GOOD! :P The song makes me wanna scroll my page up and down following the rhythm of the song.

"I feel good! *scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll* I knew that I wudnt...."

Kaching! ;)

Anyways, Chinese New Year is coming and cash is king. So, I'm all smiles! $.$ Wishing everyone Happy New Year and continue eating lots of daging salai and to those who can't eat or don't eat it, continue eating.. errr.. mooncakes! Enjoy and gamble a lot and win people's ang pao which was used as starting bets! Peace.

Vote for KL!

Malaysia has surprisingly gotten the attention of Hasbro, and our (in)famous Kuala Lumpur, depending on how you look at it, has been nominated to be in Monopoly World Edition!!
Go here and vote for KL to be in the top 20 or is it 10 out of the 60 nominated cities worldwide, to appear in Monopoly WE. So, just click on the link and do whatever you have to do. :D

http://www.hasbro.com/games/en_MY/kid-games/monopoly/
Happy Voting and don't vote for other cities, they're already getting LOTS of votes by now. ;)

Spread the Word. Cheers..

V for Vendetta

I watched this movie a few weeks back and the fascination still hasn't subside. It was a fantastic movie. It's about a freedom fighter in a mask, played by Hugo Weaving, doing what a freedom fighter does best: fight for freedom. Then, this guy meets up with a girl, played by Natalie Portman, who is superhot although she went bald later in the movie. It revolves around her finding her true self and is themed on the totalitarian government oppressing it's citizen. This movie is somewhat similar to Aeon Flux but in a different setting and more well directed. The actors protrayed the movie very well. The plot itself was awesome. I found the movie very good because probably, I can relate very well to the movie as I live in Malaysia and feel as if we are the oppressed ones. Let's not talk politics here. So, well, zippp. =] There was one scene where V, the freedom fighter tells the story of Valerie if I'm not mistaken, a lesbian about her life and stuff and it actually, just made me feel some respect for them. I came to realize that they are pretty much pressured being in the society and it's not their choice they're not straight, so, consider them as unique. :) Anyways, fyi, I'm very much straight and single. ;P Anyways, I would recommend all of you to watch the movie. Brilliant-est movie. Two thumbs up. Six out of five stars. :D Peace and cheers!

Pool

Last Saturday, Tara and I went to Brewball! Wheee!
First we met up at Secret Recipe and had some bites and drinks. :) And fyi, the choco drink, whatever they call it, tastes like milo kaw kaw! We also met Nimmy, Tara's friend who works in The Gardens.
After chilling there, we head to Brewball played some pool but before that Nimmy went back to work d. So, Tara and I were playing pool and SURPRISINGLY, I was impressed at my own ability even tho I dont play that often. At least I managed to hit in some balls. :P and, well, including the cue ball also a couple of times. :P And so, we played..
Later, we went for a bowling session in which I sucked. Tara beat my mere 50 something score. She scored 50 something. =.= Must be the lane which was affecting the accuracy. :P But, anyways, as I promised earlier during pool, we went for some ice cream at Baskin Robbins. You know for some reason, I like the name baskin robbins, if I were to form a band it would probably be Busking Robins. Nice. Talking about bands, I want to go jamming. :( Anyways, back to the topic,we went to Baskin Robbins and ate some ice cream of coz, and jalan jalan-ed and bought some stuff. Well, not SOME stuff but a pair of bangles. OOPS. I mean earrings the size of a bangle. Tara's earrings. Coz she lost her previous one when someone pulled it off her ear without her knowing while clubbing. Ear splitted. Blood was everywhere. Nah. Just joking. I'm a sadist. :P
We also went to kacau Nimmy in Lotus Art in Gardens when suddenly his boss entered the shop. We were sitting comfortably on their place and kena halau. Lol. But it's okay. :D Anyways, I don't know the chronology of it, coz I have some short term memory problem at times. LOL. So, like that la.
Anyways, after that we went to McD and sat in the upper floor and heard thunders! First time hearing thunder sounds from INSIDE a mall. And what else, Mid Valley Megamall. That just goes to show, I've never been to McD, upstairs section, when thunder and lightning strikes. Anyways, then, we went back later and so we did. It was an awesome day, perhaps the best I had in Mid Valley. :)
Cheers..

Some Gory Shit

It was a glorious Saturday morning. Read: No-Church-Saturday-Morning. I woke up and opened the front door and was greeted by a brown cat with a similar looking brown cute kitten under my brother's white Kancil parked in the porch. My house is the typical 20 x 70 house, so it's easily imaginable how the porch would look.
As I was going to some hotel in the afternoon for some buffet the next day, I got myself up and running about the house getting all my house chores done. Rode to shop, buy this and that. Help mum do this and that. And at about 12, outside my house, there was a half eaten or probably cut, kitten. It head and front limbs missing. The same one i saw in the morning. It was eaten in half, blood still fresh. Tiny red ants started feasting on the corpse laying there about a meter away from the spot it was resting in the morning. The smell of blood surrounding the half eaten kitten was still fresh like in a wet market. It's skull was laying there. Red. Bloodied. It's ribs was visible under it's flesh.
I got some pictures of it but am not gonna post it. My blog is an rated U blog. :)
Then, we went for the buffet thingy and came back the next day with the corpse still left to rot there because had no time to dispose it. Didn't dare touch it also anyways. :P
When we came back, the rotting smell was overwhelming when we approached it. It's body was flattened. Decayed. Maggot infested. Skull was not red. Was greyish black. No one dared take it away. So, it was left there for someone to do it. (My brother)

***

The next day, another similar looking kitten was found dead near the same spot. This time, it looked normal as in it was just dead with no decapitated limbs. But its eyes were yellow. Body wet. Neck was smudged with a little blood. God knows what happened. But whatever it is, two dead kitten in my house porch was getting freaky. I have some photos of this kitten but as I said, I don't want to go to court for causing heart attack. :P
I don't know what caused this, but it sure was creepy. I hope not to hear kittens meowing in the middle of the night.

Eulogy

As the title states, it's suppose to be about an eulogy, so here's one for ROXXY!

Roxxy met her Maker on the 18th of January, around 8AM in the morning due to health problems or was probably poisoned by the neighbour. Word has it that the neighbour put some poison into Roxxy's food when her parent mum weren't there. And Roxxy is an orphan by the way for the fact that she didn't have a dad. But she had stepfathers. CORRECTION: To add to her misery, she had no stepfathers. Sorry for the inaccuracy.

Roxxy spent half her life as a male. Dressed as a male. Lived as one. And everyone did think she was male. And, the coo-est part is, her mum also thought that she was a male. I know there's this check for the balls thingy to confirm one's gender, however, it went wrong, causing a life of mistaken gender. My sympathy on Roxxy, who was once named - ROMEO. Her mum did check for her, or rather his (at that time) balls. Results: Nothing phallic there. So, I don't know how and why, her mum assumed that it would grow. -_-" (wow..)

So, as Roxxy grew in size and stature, so did her mum. And finally realized that Romeo was a Roxxy. Fascinating fact. However, it didn't really matter much to her mum, who's a good companion of mine. Cos, Roxxy was a good companion to a good companion of mine.
Roxxy, also was really sweet and nice. She would cuddle up with her mum and sleep soundly while still cocooned under her mum's arms. Love was in the air.

Anyways, her mum is Shivani, as she likes to be known as and Roxxy is a shih tzu. :) Cute fella.
And make no mistake, I did say Roxxy is a shih tzu. What were you thinking all this while?

Roxxy will always be remembered in her neighbour's hearts for her distant barking and flirtatious attitude with her neighbour. I even have a pic of Roxxy and a neighouring dog. Damn romantic. :) but I'm a noob remember? So, I can't get these pictures to be posted. sad.


HEY, guess what? Shivani thought me how to post pics already, so here it is. Roxxy is the one on the right. :) Comel right?

May God bless Roxxy aka Romeo. :P

Purple Prose

The title Not So Purple Prose has been delicately chosen for obvious reasons. So, you go find what it means unless u know it. Well, find for purple prose. :)
Haih.. Time is precious. So there you go.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_prose

Anyways, I need to know how to add songs and videos and all the other little things that makes the blog complete. And I so need to learn those jargons. Tough as nuts!

The Birth of A Blog

Say Hi to my spankin' new Not So Purple Prose. :)

I'm a noob in blogging so expect some faux pas. In this blog, you can expect to find some unexpected stuff. :)

So, while I'm designing my blog, just hold on to your seats 'coz Tadika colours would be everywhere until someone comes to my aid. For now, byebye!